YNYAASTMW......

Here is the huge and ever growing You Know You Adore AluminumSiren Too Much When list.  Alot about Mercury and Neptune fans have been mentioned in this list and hopefully, no arguments or fights might occur between the ever faithful Siren fans and the Mercury and Neptune fans.  Well, it's all pretty funny and if most of the stuff here are what you do or what you actually wish you could do...then...er....you're a a true Siren-obsessed fan!

1. You must dye your hair blue, perm it wavy and never cut it for the rest of your life!
2. You hunt around the place for a green and yellow fish cloth to wrap your bento box
3. You ask your teacher if you can call her Miss Karasuma
4. You look at someone who claims to be Sailormoon in the eye and attempt to take out her star seed.
5. You start hating cats because they remind you of TinNyanko, she killed your sensei!
6. You start liking seafood more and more
7. You wonder if those earrings and necklace aluminium siren wears is available in stores.
8. You make a fuss at a toy store when you find out that they only sell sailor senshi dolls and not anima-mate dolls.
9. You keep little blue fish at home (actually...my fish are orange)
10. You make an Aluminum Siren shrine =)
11. You have an alter with Aluminum Siren's picture on it, you must pray to it at least 5 times a day.
12. NASA has just discovered a distant blue planet and you write a letter to them insisting they name it Mermaid.
13. You write a letter to Japan and ask Miss Naoko Takeuchi to start another manga series about Aluminum Siren's life before she became an Anima-mate.
14. There's a "The Senshi Looney-bin" (filled to the brim with "Sailorsaturns" and "Sailormoons" etc.) and you get in for dressing up as Aluminum Siren and Galatica-Tsunami-ing innocent people.
15. You cried when Aluminum Siren died
16. You have a picture of Aluminum Siren in your wallet
17. You cut up your IC card and replace the picture with an Aluminum Siren picture.
18. You laugh at the Neptune fans because you know you're the true senshi of the sea, not them.
19. You watch Sailor Stars episodes again and again and again and again......
20. You argue with Neptune fans because they disagree you are the senshi of the sea, they are.
21. Your arch enemies are the Sailorneptune fans
22. The Sailorneptune fans' arch enemy is you.
23. You smash the everyone of the Sailorneptune fans million dollor Stradivari violins.
24. They smash your Aluminum Siren alter.
25. Everyone of you get sent back to "The Senshi Looney-Bin" for another few months of therapy.
26. Bandai finally made Aluminum Siren dolls, you rush to the toy store and find that only a few people are there buying the dolls, others were at the Sailorneptune section.
27. You Galatica Tsunami the Sailorneptune dolls
28. Your face is on every Neptune fan's webpage underneath in blinking red text "Most Wanted Lunatic".
29. The Neptune fans call on the Uranus fans to help them with the conquest of destroying evil.
30. You go find Galaxia fans to help you with the conquest of destroying good.
31. You wear those custom made Galaxia bracelets and scream when the teacher tells you to take them off. Because you will die without them.
32. When some thief tries to rob you of those bracelets you scream even more, because without them you'll die
33. When the school bully attempts to hit you, you try to take out his starseed and make him obey your every bidding.
34. You wear the same clothes everyday (the purple top, white skirt and hat....)
35. You're sad because they don't sell Aluminum Siren CD singles.
36. You feel happy that Belldandy and AluminumSiren have the same seiyuu..so in another "life" AluminumSiren really is a goddess =)
37. You write your own AluminumSiren CD singles and sing it all day and night.
38. Your family calls your singing chanting because you kneel in front of your patched-up Aluminum Siren alter and worship her.
39. You go as far as burning scented incense at AluminumSiren alter.
40. You set up a temple not called the Hikawa Jinja but the Aluminum Jinja
41. You get lots of visitors each day at your temple seeking some sacred teachings and sayings from you the priest/priestess or worship Siren-sama
42. You think that blue is a much nicer colour than that yucky sea-green Neptune fans love so much
43. You get bashed up for saying that in front of Neptune fans.
44. You say sea-green reminds you of sea-weed to the Neptune fans
45. You get bashed up once again, and a pail of water over you.
46. Neptune fans want to comment on the colour blue but they can't because blue is such a cool colour and you're very happy they're admitting something nice about Siren for once =)
47. You bash the Neptune fans up when they start associating blue with Sailor Mercury
48. All of you get sent back to the Senshi Looney Bin once again after another fight broke out.
49. You're scared of cats because cats eat fish....*shudder*
50. You refuse to eat fish! Because you worship a fish well...half-fish um..human fish..um..
51. You wonder if Fisheye and AluminumSiren would be a nice couple...
52. Then again Fisheye's a gay and a transvestite...a relationship won't work out....so forget it...
53. You wonder if ParaPara is AluminumSiren's cousin....then again maybe not...
54. You wonder again if AluminumSiren is Mercury's older sister, because Belldandy is Skuld's older sister. And Hisakawa Aya is also Skuld's seiyuu...which means in another life Mercury is related to Siren! You slap yourself and say,"don't get too carried away."
55. Mercury fans also get the same hunch...all of you sit down and start worrying because no one wants Siren to be related to Mercury....
56. They can't be sisters anyway......Mercury is -over intelligent Siren is - way too cool. So there, case closed.
57. Your teacher finds out "Karasu" means crow and she thinks you hate her since you call her a crow...
58. But actually you don't :) She's your favourite teacher anyway :)
59. You write fanfiction based on AluminumSiren and the other Animamates.
60. You rewatch those few episodes that Siren appeared in again and again until you can remember everyone's dialogue in Japanese, English, Chinese, Italian, Cantonese, German etc.!
61. You write letters to TOEI animation, Kodansha comics and Ms Takeuchi and pester them to do a Bishoujo Senshi SailorStars R.
62. They reject your letter and you can't eat or sleep for a few days...
63. You can't remember all the elements in the periodic table (there are more than a 100 for goodness sake!) the only one you can remember is Aluminum.   Not only that, you can memorise all its properties and stuff :)
64. You really must be polite to everyone you see because that's Siren Etiquette!
65. You murder all the Mercury and Jupiter fans just to make Siren's memory live on... manga-style!"
66. You board a plane, attack the Stewardess and make them your lackies to gather true star seeds.
67. You always keep packet drinks and orange juice and bottled mineral water because you aren't sure when you need to use them for the "Galactia Tsunami"
68. You snack every chance you get... and you figure a way to snack without getting fat.
69. You almost got sent to the principle's office for snacking during an exam *heh heh heh*
70. Your mother tells you not to wear that fuku of yours because it is too revealing... you tell her that you'll wear something over it.
71. You wear the Aya Reiko disguise and your mother complains that you'll roast to death in it.
72. You find out that she's absolutely right but you still keep on wearing it because if Aluminium Siren can do it, so can you!
73. You keep on ripping the disguise because you have to throw it off
74. You practise throwing it off until you figure out a way to throw off the disguse without ripping it... FINALLY!
75. You get suspended from school for wearing a blue coat, and undies with garters.
76. Later, you decide that you be nice and polite like Siren and should really apologise for bothering those Neptune and Uranus fans.
77. You then decide plead with the Neptune and Uranus fans to team up with you and the Galaxia/Lead Crow/Other Siren fans to kill all the Sailor Moon and Starlights fans.  Diabolic!
78. They finally give their consent and the army starts a brawl of Deep Submerges, World Shakings, etc. versus all the others.
79. All of you get sent to the "Senshi Loony-bin" for more electro-shock therapy.
80. You and the Neptune fans go ballistic because in all the video games, water is weak against electricity.
81. When you're released, you go on an airplane and attempt to take the starseeds of the flight attendants.
82. You send the flight attendants against the Starlights and Inner Senshi fans.
83. The plane crashes into the ocean, but you laugh since you're a mermaid and swim happily away!

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